Good. She belongs in line at the fucking Gospel Mission.

While I don’t think people should be automatically fired for one stupid social media post, the folks who decry this are the same people who wanted California to be an at will employment state in the first place. I hope conservatives are ready to argue for stronger union protection for nurses!

This all day long. I’m sitting here like “Matt Barnes is a hero?” I guess, today, he’s the hero we deserve. lol

When Matt Barnes comes out looking like an excellent human, you know you’ve done fucked up.

Arechiga said Linthicum, who has since set her Facebook and Instagram accounts to private, threatened to sue her for defamation.

The Mushroom Kingdom.

Goombas are ubiquitous bad-guy characters in the Super Mario World video games. They look like little brown mushrooms. I just found out 45 seconds ago reading another comment that their name is also a slur for Italian people. Anyways, it’s obviously a generational misunderstanding, because any American under 35 likely…

His kids can ask Uncle Jared for tips about visiting dad in jail.

I wonder about the trail of abortions Trump has left behind.

You make it sound as if two of Trump’s wives couldn’t have banged the bodyguard.

Step 1: Change your last name. Step 2: Witness protection program levels of relocation and identity change. Step 3: Say daddy is dead.

killed in Vietnam by his own troops

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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Absolutely agree. Having your spouse cheat on you - and lie to your face about it - is devastating. I mean, if you actually give a damn about your relationship and are invested in it, that is. I was fortunate in that there were no children involved. That’s another level of investment.

“oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

I have a hard time feeling bad for folks who cheat while in a marriage that isn’t abusive or neglectful (I actually understand cheating under those circumstances, as sometimes it takes realizing someone else will love you—and actually love you—to find the courage to get out), and even less sympathy for folks who cheat…

Yeah I too.....No wait.

Same. A day far far in the future when someone mentions DTJr. and everyone goes “oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

This is proof positive, to me at least, that there is at least one illegitimate Trump wandering around out there that isn’t named Tiffany.

“He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”