I heard peeing on it helps, maybe that’s something else, but in his case I’d try it.

It’s infuriatingly telling that he regards American citizens lobbying their elected representatives to enact laws on behalf of their constituency as “looking to someone else solve their problem.” That’s literally the entire point of having elected representatives.

I think it’s just assumed that’s what you’re supposed to do. When I called 911 after arriving home in the aftermath of my husband’s shotgun accident the dispatcher asked if I was performing CPR. When I told him no, he asked me why not. I believe I yelled something like “THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO DO CPR ON!”. I wasn’t…

I think I’d start with the thoughts and prayers first. Several minutes of thoughts and prayers. Maybe an hour or so, even.

Hmmm....dunno...maybe start with the Heimlich maneuver first....THEN try CPR for awhile....oh...damn...didn’t make it. Welp. Thoughts and prayers.

That’s right! I did a First Aid Certification Course a couple years ago and he told us it almost never works, but you have to try anyway. Rick Santorum should do something, like maybe take a First Aid Certification Course, rather than expecting other people to fix his problem (i.e., irrational love of guns, being a…

CPR isn’t even super effective. And even I, a non-medical professional, knew that. Because I read sometimes. Rick Santorum is an intellectually incurious dolt.

If Rick Santorum was ever shot, I truly hope someone performs CPR on him.

I loved that that HS student isn’t bothering to hide his rational response to how stupid Santorum is.

Portrait of Teenage Weariness.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Good God Eric is fucking ugly as sin.

What’s chilling is how swift and sure that movement is. It’s not the first or second or hundredth time she’s dodged Daddy.

Nah. Tiffany appears to be just as vapid, shallow and unintelligent as the rest of the Trump ejaculate-spawn. Her mom was a “beauty queen” who publicly had an affair with a married man and crowed that he was “the best sex I ever had,”and has probably never had to actually work a day in her life as a result. So,no,…

“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

FRIENDZONED.

There’s some truth to this, but he’s always been an unrepentant racist.

Bill Maher did a bit this week about how “conservatives” like Andrew Breitbart, Dana Loesch, and Steve Bannon were all wannabe Hollywood stars who got rejected from the entertainment industry. So they were bitter and turned on liberals because Hollywood is run by liberals. Seems that Trump is doing the exact same…

Trump was a dem ... until he wasn’t. Trump would be a dem again because he has no moral compass. Hey, I believe the left is the right side, but that’s not why he longs for their embrace. He wants and craves the validation of the cool kids he’s courted his whole life ... real New York rich people, celebs, and…