The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

I’m almost afraid to ask what happened to JLaw’s vag?

BREAKING NEWS: director who seems insufferable is insufferable.

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t…

Of all of these video clips, this one, and the “batting his paw away on the tarmac” are my favorites.

No wonder she was dragging her feet moving to Washington D.C. She lost her cushy home life at Trump Tower and her sidepiece all in one swoop.

She’s still mot half as miserable as the rest of us are.

If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.

Perhaps a better way to put it is that he did want to win the presidency, but he didn’t want the job.

I think they mean he didn’t expect to win. He made a huge bet and it somehow paid off.

That flip of her wrist speaks VOLUMES.

And it looks like was saying something under her breath, probably NOT in English.

That’s the mantra that gets me through each day.

I hate when people say trump didn’t want to win. Pretty sure he worked pretty hard on a deal with Putin to make sure he did.

She just realized he was smiling at Ivanka, who was standing behind her.

I mean...

Melania has one duty: to publicly cheat on her husband in the most humiliating way possible. If she fulfills it, all will be forgiven.

I’d give anything for her to be a happy widow.

Good. I’m glad she’s miserable.

we didn’t want this either, melania...