You know, they all seem pretty chill. In papp photos they're always eating Cheetos and just kind of ignoring the cameras, or staring directly at them and smiling really big. You know who never seemed like a chill kid? Suri Cruise. Her soulless gazing into the middle distance and temper tantrums caused years of…

That is legitimately a very pregnant-looking dress. Wear what you want, of course, but like, how does a dress make someone with Jennifer Aniston's body look that pregnant? It takes some sort of magical dress skill.

Shiloh is the coolest and chillest of all the Jolie-Pitt children (don't tell Zahara I said that).

There are going to be so many PREGNANT AND ALOOOONE!!! covers next week. Thx Jen.

Jennifer Aniston has got to be the biggest troll in Hollywood. Right now she's sitting on a beach in Cabo with a margarita in her hand laughing her ass off at the covers of this week's tabloids.

Totally expected Brit to use Comic Sans.

That was in Dirt Bag last night but only as a bullet! I just read that her dad bought the video of her bf cheating on her to protect her from embarrassment, and I felt so moved by it (it was very expensive!!)

"She had a veil but Brad lifted it and gasped because she looked so stunning."

she used the exact font one would expect Britney Spears to use.

You can't say three types of cake and then not mention what kinds of cakes...come on! I don't mean you, I mean the source.

I mean, he has to ride in a wheelbarrow. It's cute and all, but someone close to him should really talk to him about a healthy diet and balanced portions.

Dude! Did you just fat shame a wombat!?!?!

For nearly 25 years, my dad was the most widely-read syndicated medical columnist in America. He received over 2,000 letters every week from men, women, and teenagers from across the country and around the world asking for advice.

Here is what I don't understand:

You already know what your parents are like. Generations of gay men and women knew that if they had shitty parents, they had to keep their head down until they could get out on their own.

I don't care what you do on your phone. As long as it stays on your phone, no one gets hurt.

I swear to god, once this ice bucket challenge started the portrait video uploads has gone through the roof.

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