This one has had enough of Slaver's Bay and Astapor and all those people called Yezzan and Qezzan and Bezzan in the silk strait jackets talking in really gutteral languages that involve spit. Enough with the crucifixions! And if Melisandre aka, Evil Red Riding Hood, fell under a frozen mammoth - I would not care. …

All those hints about him and Cersei going out of the world as they came in makes me think they are next....

I kind of think he still deserves to die. He did try and murder a child.

It would be more news if George wasn't ready to kill your favorite character.

You are a brave woman standing in line for 4 hours while pregnant, only to beg for the life of a fictional character. I salute you.

I will believe it when I see it. I think he's bored with ASOIAF and provoking his readers is one of his few remaining pleasures in this storyverse. But that's just my unprovable theory.

You are correct, at the end of Book 5 they are spread out everywhere. But, he is writing Book 6 (and possibly parts of Book 7 if he wants), so presumably he is alluding to what the story structure will be.

I have come to terms with the reality that my favorite character (Jaime) is going to die... That didn't stop me for begging for his life when I had George Martin sign my copy of Dance with Dragons. I was 8 months pregnant at the time and had waited on line for 4 hours.

Its been awhile since my last reread but isn't he just hanging out in Warg training with the old guy who is stuck in a tree?

SPOILERS. SERIOUSLY.

I imagine him sitting at his DOS computer, typing and giggling "Oh you've done it again Georgie, they are going to hate this. This will really make them cry."

That's cruel.

Hell, I cackle maniacally while writing posts on Kinja. If GRRM isn't cackling as he writes, he's doing it wrong.

I have a sinking feeling that he'll be chillin in that tree for a long ass time.

The face of capricious hatred of favorite characters.

Man, I could read an entire book on the Martells alone. I think the problem is they were introduced too late and seem to take away from the main characters/houses we know.

Mine is the Iron Islands chapters. All that Drowned God shit just about killed me. The chapters with the Kingsmoot? It was EVERYTHING I could do not to skip those ...

Man found his look and KEPT that fucker.

Also fun fact, George R.R. Martin has antire dresser at home filled with nothing but shiny vests.

Does anyone else think that GRRM just cackles maniacally while writing?