What about the customer? I had waitstaff be mean to me once and I want that to be addressed!!

I agree. Someone else mentioned that these are obviously her most hardcore fans (which is probably why they'd be disappointed to not even get a handshake), but she looks like she would rather be anywhere else. Anywhere.

Butch Otter, you bring shame to the otter community.

He's from Idaho too, I gather, and knows the phrases that will play better there than in other states.

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

When children, teens and young adults do amazing things, I always think, "Wow. There is hope for the future." And when people from older generations, like Retired U.S. Army Col. Johnson, do amazing things, I always think, "I guess there was hope for us all along."

Yes, that is what you have to do if you opt out of the top hat.

I CAN NOT with this. That second picture. OMG... it's my new phone background wallpaper.

Really? Because this isn't a selfie taken in the bathroom mirror. He's outside, there's a cute thing.

SOMEONE REMEMBERS THE OLD INTERNET!

I live near a town that is most famous for its university. Along the bike path in this town are some of the biggest and most aggressive squirrels ever- most are about the size of a decent house cat. Because they are fed by humans as they bike, skate and walk past, these things will waddle right up to you and basically…

If it mattered to him, it's relevant.

It's a real life tragic love story. And he seems like he was pretty awesome, so that's one less awesome person alive in the world. That's why I tear up.

I mean, the central story of that particular strain of religion is all about a guy sacrificing his life, so it very well might play a part in his motivation, and given the region, it probably helps to contextualize his loss for the people who knew him.

Glad you're OK. I'm in Tuscaloosa and have been so stressed. This kid was amazing, from what I understand. I appreciate Jez covering the story.

He uses dental tools to prepare the burrito. I wonder if he's a dentist or hygienist.

My guinea pig "Boomtown Rat" (yes, it was that long ago) would whistle whenever he heard the fridge open and then act disappointed when I gave him lettuce. Apparently my dad fed him bologna every day.

Ditto. I have no interest in being jack-hammered into the ground by All-Day Jay.

Am I the only one for whom this isn't a problem? Not that men haven't "arrived early", but I don't think it's a big deal? I actually sort of see it as a compliment...