When I decided to end things with my then-bf (lack of communication, just general relationship falling-outs) it was like... a week before his birthday. I decided to stick it out and wait until a few days after. My friends called me cold-hearted for planning this out, but honestly, I just appreciated that we had had a…

maybe 3 babies to a pair? It could be a baby-cow blend.

I'm annoyed by my Californian friends living here and not changing their addresses yet because they "want to be able to vote in California elections". YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA ANYMORE! WE NEED YOUR LIBERAL VOTES!

To be fair, so is Kat Dennings. That dress? That makeup?

Yeah, but I'd rather the child-molester not get paid ridiculous amounts of money (I have no idea how much reality TV pays).

Maybe she could be the first baby leather leggings designer who is actually a baby.

Can I just take a moment to give props to Texas for having really great candidates in the run? Must be all those brown people.

I have very strong feelings towards olives.

I hate raw onions. Nicely caramelized onions soaked in beef stock are a whole different beast. Onions have to be the thing that changes the most from raw to cooked. Raw onions taste like I licked someone's armpit. Cooked onions (caramelized or fried) taste sweet and buttery.

Potato leek. Yum.

Precisely the reason I've never tried menudo even if it looks spicy and delicious. No thanks tripe.

I wasn't but my roommate was. Luckily our University has great rape prevention/alcohol knowledge programs and she started feeling drowsy after one drink, realized it was roofies and called me. She told me she'd be at X intersection where there's always a lot of cops. I picked her up, drove her to the hospital with the…

These are really really cute but if I made them they'd probs be gloopy messes.

They gave these out for free at a UT football game so I scored 6 trays. Will def try them out, even if the Longhorn looks like a weird orange slice.

unless you're playing on all the sexy costumes and do a ridiculous "sexy" costume. I've been sexy cat lady before.

Palestine and Lebanese food are pretty similar. My hometown has a pretty large Middle Eastern population, and there's a Palestinian-Lebanese club (like a country club) and most restaurants advertise as Palestinian-Lebanese.

Oh man, it's so hard to find these in Austin. It doesn't help that there's about 10 different ways to spell it, keebeh, kipeh, kibbuh, etc...

It makes me super happy when I hear these stories about people inventing something for their significant other out of random materials. Very specific but true

Isn't there a possibility of getting STDs from things other than sex? I know AIDS can be passed on from mother to children, and there have to be other examples.

Why is the queso in that video so... wet? Queso should be thicker and creamier, to the point where rogue, homemade chips break and sink into it, only to be rescued by a sturdier chip.