I saw a chimpanzee throw up into its own hand, then pick out the good parts of it and eat them again.

I sat next to someone at a movie theater that was gripping the table in front of him with his toes. (This was an Alamo Drafthouse where there is a long bar in front of each seat for you to put your beer and food.) His sweaty, sockless toes. He also had long toenails and would let go of the bar for a few seconds to…

I'm not sure "Thank you" is the appropriate response to someone giving you the link to this video.

I love Chris Pratt as Andy on Parks and Rec. That said, I like my men in all shapes and sizes and wouldn't kick him out as his current muscley self.