Columbus is the capital of Ohio, but it is about an hour away from Bumfuck (in every direction).

Y’all don’t know about Piada (it’s based in Ohio), do you? They’ve been wrapping up spaghetti and sauce in flatbread for almost a decade now. It’s hugely popular in Columbus and Cincinnati.

PSA: if you get bit by a bat, you might get rabies. The fatality rate of rabies in humans is essentially 99.9%. If you get bit, the only way to ensure you are safe is one of the following: 1) get rabies shot 2) catch the bat and have it tested for rabies. Option 2 is a lot easier and cheaper. If rabies is contracted,…