"Well, that CAN'T be real, obviously, you can't get bags-of-sand-like things to move like that"

We need more of this type of comment. Not just on Jez, but on teh interwebs as a whole.

How can you be sure she ever saw that video before making hers? I hadn't seen it until it was posted in the comments of the other article. More than one person can have the same idea. I had amused myself with thoughts of "boob twerking" long before I saw this.

Indeed. Ms. Mills should try her hand at poker. With such tightly controlled facial expressions, she might go far.

Hey, can you give a shout out to whoever did your hair? Both the cut and the coloring?

"But the reactions that really floored me were the incredibly detailed conspiracy theories from the naysayers claiming it was fake. Fake? My boobs are fake, sure, but strings or wires or electrical devices? Hardly."

He's a former athlete and current actor who can be seen twerking his pecs in many, many places.

a) you're at a 7, and this deserves a 2 response at best

THIS IS OKAY BUT IF A GIRL DOES IT SHE IS A BAD WHOREFACE BADDIE.

So, you are saying I should stop referring to waiving goodbye as "hand twerking"?

Classical music geek, here. I watched the beginning of your video with the sound off and knew immediately that it was Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (I've performed it many times, with a stringed instrument vs. boobs, but your meter was spot on). So, ehrm — well done.

I'm exceedingly pleased when a woman working in what is considered a taboo profession comes out as smart and self-aware (on top of being surreally gorgeous). It sets on fire the heads of people/men who expect women to be one thing only.

If Terry Crews can be famous for it, why not her?

Only a few people have messaged me death threats; overwhelmingly, the response is positive, and I've raised money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, and I am always pleased to hear from people who message me saying that they too are trying to flex their boobs.

A+++ on the art, Jim.