When I order whiskey from overseas or wine from Oregon, some delivery people have asked for ID even though I am in my 50's. The checkout process was very clear that it would require someone over 21 to sign for it and it would not just be left at the door. I don’t think any of them ever assessed my sobriety when…

That whole line of “reasoning” is so completely unimaginative, so pedestrian, so derivative. These writers and directors and show runners think they’re great, groundbreaking artists, and the best they can do in a world with dragons and magic and zombie kings is... “I know, let’s rape and torture some women—and maybe a…

That’s not fair. The reason we watched Bevis and Butthead was for their commentary on music videos. Those guys were astute and witty in their critiques. It’s insulting to compare Bevis and Butthead to those people shaped tumors

Came here to say that. I actually saw him tell this joke in person!

Now, unfortunately, picturing a hairy big toe. But your point is taken.

Matt Gaetz looks like the result of an all first cousins gangbang.

“Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

Why is this asshole still walking free? Finish that investigation and come get this dude already. Be nice to have a few years I didn’t have to see him in headlines.

So you agree, you don’t want little thumb babies born and want abortion to be legal.

It’s even harder to understand how people vote for him.

This was exactly my first thought: finally the GOP has reached Peak Projection. Matt Gaetz looks like my grandpa’s big toe. 

I’ve done sex work, and god, there has to be a pretty big payday to even sit in the room with this scrub let alone fuck him.

I try not to insult people’s looks since they don’t have control over it but *this* motherfucker is saying other people look like thumbs?!

Eat shit, blumpkin-lover.

you don’t know any women do you?

Shut..the entire..fuck up.

1 in 50  pregnancies are ectopic. (per the March of Dimes) We know that in Ohio alone at least 52 girls under 14 are raped and impregnated. None of these are rare enough to support your thesis.

Here we see an extremely common deflection technique used by a lot of pundits and politicians of Matt Gaetz’s ilk. He’s been told he looks like a thumb on twitter hundreds of times, so he then re-uses that insult on women to make himself feel better.

Actually he flip-plagiarized a George Carlin joke.

“Why is it the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t fuck in the first place?”

This guy has to pay for sex, his opinion on who is fuckable is moot.