Jessica DeFino, the writer of the tweet posted in this article, is an excellent Twitter follow and also has a great Substack called “The Unpublishable.” She absolutely skewers the beauty industry and she is relentless. Her critiques remind of Jezebel in the best of ways. She has been posting a lot about the beauty…

Yeah, I don’t care if it’s possible to play without spending a penny, it’s whether it’s possible to play without being PRESSURED to spend money at every turn. If the store is some button on the menu that you can easily ignore and otherwise just play the game, that’s one thing. Any game that’s going to have constant…

Yeah, “genetics” named Drs. Kramer and Wasserstein of the Malibu Secret Surgery Clinic...

Uh, TWO watermelons. Let’s not slight the watermelons.

Back in the early 2000s Gwen Stefani was one of the few who was refreshingly honest about this in an interview: she pretty much straight up said that she worked out like a demon and was hungry most of the time.

Some of the women you mentioned have acknowledged their privilege and make it clear they spend a crazy amount of time and energy to look they way they do.

Problem with Kartrashians, they raised so call unrealistic beauty bar so far up, they can’t reach it themselves.

“Ybarra defended the game, saying Blizzard built it so players could “literally do 99.5% of everything in the game” for free while still getting a full “Diablo experience.””

Of course he defends it. His company got 24 million in two weeks.

No company would say no to that, even if they’re fleecing people who are easily addicted. The government is the only one who can step in an set a money cap on player payments.

And her ass is the size of a watermelon. That wasn't natural. 

She says she’s “only ever had botox” like she didn’t have a completely different face like 12 years ago.

First thing I thought of.

“I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what…

all of this celebrity “getting in shape” stuff is such bullshit.

Cool Girl is back, and she has an update for the 2020s.

“because this community is one of the most passionate”

Customizing my sandwich is the only reason I go to Subway over either of the other two places in town.

Yeah, I’m of the same opinion--that they’re removing the ONLY thing that makes them a viable food option

The best meal I’ve ever had on a flight was on a Japan Airlines flight. Fresh noodles and a main protein with DELICIOUS fruit and a side salad. They also served fresh miso soup out of a thermos. I wanted to weep because it was so refreshing.

Honestly at this point a bag of shitty pretzels might be worth more than my citizenship given the alarming rate I'm losing my rights.