I vividly remember Jeff Buckley raving about Jon Lord's Gemini Suite in a Rolling Stone article, so I find it peculiar that Deep Purple is absent from the collection. It's a well known fact that any record collector worth a drop of piss has Machine Head on vinyl.

Good Charlotte shares the same appeal as Chris Christie's gunt.

What a disappointingly unfunny Hatesong. I expect more from Kathleen Hanna.

I'm thinking Izzy and Steven Adler are the winners in this reunion.

I loved the montage where Hathway was trying on different clothes and her friends would give her a thumbs up or thumbs down while the Spin Doctors' "Two Princes" rocked.

Ppppffffffrrrt [bare-assed fart on a glass coffee table].

The Hound and Leeroy both like chicken.

Totes … I wish he'd shut up and play his guitar.

Frank Zappa might be the most overrated underrated artist in rock and roll.

Jim looks at Pam and awkwardly raises his eyebrows.

I like the length of the NAILS song "You Will Never Be One Of Us".

Jimmy Page's true brilliance was how he arrogantly ripped off riffs and then processed them through the Zeppelin machine. His mid 70s outfits were fucking awesome too.

I don't get it.

Good job!

Three words: Luke Cage Belt.

Why the F isn't this a HATESONG article?

He's totes a Kung Fu Hippy that recycles to the eXtreme.

That could have used a squirt more donkey sauce.

Hatesong has become Revenge of the Clones bad.

Hello … Podrick Payne is going to get aced in the Riverlands.