I'd take on Oddjob to get Pussy Galore.

Dee Snider seems like a guy who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

Girls = Phrrt! (That's a short & squeaky one).

Where the heck is Mandatory Suicide? This list is for the birds.

Sweet fancy Moses.

Damn … that's some sad news. Ffffffrrrrrt [farts in hand and then brings hand to nose for an inhale].

Here's what I think of this … ffffffffffffert [extremely wet fart].