But also, that doesn’t change the law - without his consent, or meeting one of the other criteria, they’re not legally allowed to draw his blood.

Pictured: The Texas legislature 

LOOK AT THOSE OTHER COPS STANDING THERE. I want everyone to remember that every time people start talking about how cops that do things like this are just “a few bad apples.” Remember that the rest of that saying is “ruin the whole bunch.” They stood there and did nothing, just like the cops who were on those planted…

Michael - I haven’t read this yet but thank god because I really needed a hot take because today sucks and I just need something to laugh at and you never let me down.

One fact not mentioned in your item (unless I missed it) is that after Katrina in 2005, thousand of people were relocated to Houston, the closest large city. How many of this storm’s victims were hit by both? This story is only starting to get mention now, even though it’s an obvious one. Those who left New Orleans…

Homeland Security replaced the old Civil Defense System in that lovely GOP way that takes the one part dedicated solely to the safety of citizens, and eliminating it. Every School had a Civil Defense Shelter. Every citizens knew where to report in case of emergency to await further instructions. Much like fire drills…

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

John Cornyn 2015: “When the government tries to play savior, we find that overbearing, intrusive Washington “solutions” do far more harm than good.”

Here’s an idea: even if you want to say climate change isn’t settled science, maybe it’s not a bad idea to find alternative sources of energy when fossil fuels are held by people who hate America and when they’re a finite resource?

Catelyn Stark sure as shit didn’t raise Jon Snow as her own. She overtly and publicly hated him. Even if you didn’t read the books, the scene in S1E2 where Jon says goodbye to Bran and she was “aww hell no!” to him made this clear.

IO9 reviews Game of Thrones. Jezebel reviews Game of Thrones. The AV Club (?!) reviews Game of Thrones.

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”

I do find that really sketchy. If someone were to accuse me of masturbating in front of people at work I would be able to unequivocally deny it. Why doesn’t he?

I want Mel and Sue to be my friends.