Let us assume that Couple A invest a total of $70,000 in their daughter’s 529, but they do it at the rate of $14,000 a year for the first five years of her life. Couple B decides to superfund and puts in the whole $70,000 in the beginning.

I’m a teacher and I’ve called CPS several times. Like, I saw a step-parent choking his step-son to the point he couldn’t breathe and I saw, with my own eyes, a mother push her daughter down a flight of stairs and we barely got a courtesy visit from the police department.

It’s just “Ukraine,” there’s no article needed. “The Ukraine” is what it was was called when it was part of the USSR and it’s seen as a huge insult in Ukraine.

My favorite girls. My favorite show. My favorite gif.

So, what you’re saying is that flipping them the double birds and going ‘F this, I’m going back to work at Sbarro’s in the food court’ isn’t an ideal strategy?

3. Is it just me or is .73 out of 100,000 an extremely small likelihood?

If you want to reduce the number of abortions, give all women access to healthcare, birth control, and sex ed.

1. So all of these companies pushing snake oil have to be careful about their claims regarding weight loss, etc. but the Texas Health Department can publish this shit?

Good god, imagine if Texas put this kind of effort into actual education, rather than getting up their own ass about abortion. Imagine if they put a fraction of this effort into providing birth control, so that women wouldn’t be getting pregnant when they didn’t want to.

So where’s the pamphlet that tells you about the risks of staying pregnant?

Please learn how non swing states work. Just because Texas is red doesn’t mean everyone in the state is a conservative. It means slightly more people are than are not.

Or even secede. But the folks in Austin might have an issue with that. I’m told Austin is an island of sanity inside a batshit crazy state.

And unlike abortion, having a child is hardly a life-changing decision.

Fake news. Fake science. Fake tans and hair on PEOTUS. Where does it end?

Of course child birth is perfectly safe, never has any physical side effects or pain, and the process of having and raising a child never causes women to experience a “range of emotions.”

Time to post this again..... It gets a lot of use.

Texas: Where we care until birth, then fuck you.

It’s like teaching people about gun safety by giving loaded guns to children.

This is scaring the shit out of me. It’s not just false information. It’s now people carrying loaded weapons into family restaurants IN MY CITY! So much blood on these nuts hands right now...But yet, they won.

Teaching people a lesson about fake news only works if THEY GAVE HALF A SHIT ABOUT THE NEWS BEING FAKE OR NOT!