Before he got married, I read an interview with Levine where he went on and on about how much he loved sex and all the things he enjoyed.

Newsflash: All sexting is cringey, nobody wants to see your vacation pictures, and your opinion about politics is bad. Some shit should be kept to yourself.

Did she stuff that tampon up herself, so far it had to be taken out with tongs?

“[The LAPD] advised Doe 2 to FaceTime with Jackson, question him in a way that prompts an admission, and record it.”

I’d love to see some sort of comparison, like, what is a sext that doesn’t sound like it was written by a 17-yr old who hasn’t fucked? Isn’t there something about the form that reduces the author to that level?

I would genuinely be curious to see what a majority of people would consider quality, pants-wetting-level sexting. Not pics, not snaps, I mean just words you send to a person you’re flirting with. Because shit, I know my sexts are just as awkward and stupid (although I did wince at the “so am I hahahah” bit - come on…

“You are fifty times hotter in person...And so am I hahahah”

“I look forward to sharing a lot more about this situation as soon as I can.” - Tiffany Haddish

“He’s either drunk and high and incapable of even standing up, or he’s drunk and high and able to attack her, chase her, land blows? It just doesn’t make sense.”

“He’s either drunk and high and incapable of even standing up, or he’s drunk and high and able to attack her, chase her, land blows? It just doesn’t make sense.”

Or... with a whimper after banging.

I imagine part of this is due to PReP and other effective HIV prevention and treatment. People are forgetting there are plenty of OTHER nasty STDs out there.

We don’t send them, they are drawn.

Every time I hear something about him I like him more. 

God I love Lil Nas X. So good. 

Canada, please send more Christmas trees to Boston and fewer homophobes.

“Ive got the moves like jagger” is a crap hole of a song. Just wanted to park that here.

Me, a person who knows nothing about professional chess, reading that headline: “Is Anal Bead Scandal a chess move?”

That was my first thought.

Sumner is also a suburb of Tacoma, WA.  I’ve never heard it as a name before...weird.