I… I hope so?

Thank you for winning the internet today, Mr. Worfington. That chortle you just heard was from me.

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

I mean, Gigi Hadid is 27 anyway...

Especially when you factor in the fact that this “Russian Oligarch” is in exile because of his criticism of Putin.

The whole incel culture is born out of this misguided idea. Making guys feel like losers if they aren’t banging everyone in sight, instead of encouraging them to be the best version of themselves which could lead to a fulfilling relationship with an awesome person. Most “incels” don’t have any idea WHY they want to be…

One of the most shocking details of the Holmes/Cruise divorce (and I’d love your spouse’s take on this) is that Tom has always had and continues to have access to Suri. He can see his daughter whenever he wants and he never has!!

Give he is the son of Turkish immigrants, I’d say even if he didn’t there is a good chance he’s related to some cousins that got married. It’s actually fairly common in the Middle East, as well as a lot of central and South East Asia. It goes along with arranged marriages.

He’s not wrong biologically speaking, which is why 2nd cousins can legally marry in all 50 states. At that level, problematic recessive traits getting excessively reinforced typically only become a problem over several generations in a small population (a very small town, or perhaps early-modern European royalty)…

So how long until the cousin he himself “smashed” comes out of the woodwork?

The thing is, Galadriel (and all Elves) *can* fight. Why couldn't Galadriel have been  mega super bad bitch in her youth?

Yeah, but who needs a girlfriend when you have Xenu!

Fantastic article!

Gisele is married to a guy who has a much higher probability of developing dementia early and might already have some brain injuries. Now he stubbornly keeps playing the American brain damage ball toss game despite agreeing to stop, at 45. She has every right to be pissed.

Brady has always been a bit of a weirdo, and I say this as someone who was a fan of his football-playing for many years. I am going to go out on a limb and assume that this couple has access to enough resources to care for 3 middle school aged children. So I doubt his availability is the issue, whether its helping…

If they dont call them CrabbyBattys we riot.  

The other part of this is his stubborn insistence to continue a career that puts him at great risk of grave injury and/or death. Short-term AND long-term! To ask your spouse to continue to not pursue her career which is FAR safer and predictable so you can go out and risk life and limb is so selfish. Sure, they have…

That Daily Beast article is pretty damning and specific, and a fucking rough read. Spears and Haddish being so dismissive of things that are clearly recorded on video and can be easily verified is really fucked up of them. Even if it was under the flimsy guise of a ‘comedy video’, I don’t see how anyone can see what…

At what point did film festival audience applause become the equivalent of Party Congress meetings during the Stalinist era?