Right? Kanye is being such an unrepentant fucknugget that I’m actually feeling pity for Kim MFing Kardashian. 

Thanks for only further validating my point 

“Love your children more than you hate your wife...” Should be the slogan of every divorce lawyer.

Look, it’s about time and there’s still many potholes to dodge before we all feel good about who’s taking his seat. But, let’s not overlook the real problem with this retirement announcement. This mother fucker is 80fucking3 years old! What the fuck does an 83 year old have to offer modern society in terms of…

As a child of divorce, there are definitely some scars that are still with me, but I have so much respect for my parents and how they handled the transition.

Holy shit. If there’s a whole ass team behind his clothing, that makes it somehow worse. How many people do you need to make a unitard made from beige pantyhose?

What happens between consenting adults is much better than the theft and fraud of Goldman-Sachs and their co-conspirators of Wall Street.

If she were honor roll he’d say she would easily be successful enough to provide so she wouldn’t need in that scenario either, there is probably no way for a young girl to win with him.

Oh, how I love these people who claim that women are too immature to make a decision on abortion but totally mature enough to bear and be solely responsible for raising a child. I mean, honestly, raising a child isn’t that hard, right? It’s not like it demands endless patience and superhuman juggling skills, right? It’…

Fuck this dude and fuck anyone trying to defend him. If you or a loved one has a severe allergy to some type of food, don’t order food outside of your home. Yeah, you heard me. These are high school kids, not doctors or nurses. Same goes for restaurants. Things get cross contaminated all the time. So his son is so…

If the allergy is that severe, why the hell aren’t you ordering, like, a strawberry smoothie?  He picked the absolute riskiest item on the entire menu.  What even is a peanut smoothie with no peanuts?

sir this is a Wendy’s

White people LOVE getting away with stuff they know they shouldn’t, but will ruin their entire own lives trying to “catch” anyone else getting something they themselves didn’t get (although I suppose that other person’s skin color surely plays a factor in how batshit the white accuser will get).

If they want professional dancers, they need to pay them like they’re professionals. If they want a bunch of space fillers to move around like idiots for the camera, I’m sure they can find volunteers. Los Angeles has no shortage of either.

According to the Kenosha News, Rittenhouse wants the assault rifle back so it can be destroyed.

She’s writing, directing, and producing it. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if she starred in it (or cast Lourdes). It’s going to be a disaster.

Right? I mean, it’s basically just a shiny rock. It was DeBeers that createdall the hype for diamonds.

Forget about businessmen, I want some prince out there somewhere to buy it for his surprisingly goth princess wife. Turn it into a metal-as-fuck crown.

As a mixed race Asian American, please recognize that Asians are not subservient to Whites and are not so naive or ignorant as to be to be brainwashed by Whites to be racist. I also think you’re underestimating the level of racism that exists in these communities...Japanese businesses are routinely called out for…

Really hoping it’s actually an alien egg that hatches immediately after purchase and devours the winner of this week’s episode of “Billionaire Overcompensation Competition”.