Jolly good! *Sits back in wingback chair and places pipe back in mouth*

100%! I laughed loud at that too.

Came here to say this. Someone wanted to become someone famous on someone else’s wedding day. My sister is “the beautiful one” in the family and regardless if she wants me to wear a pink chiffon tent on her big day then no problems here. This is a betrayal, not a “cool sister” moment.

I’m hoping she gets a decent book deal and just unloads into it!

I agree. They never should have done that. I’m actually surprised Brad Pitt even agreed to do it.

My good friend was at her sister’s wedding last weekend. I shit you not, the mother of the groom wore an actual wedding dress to the wedding and cut in on the first dance. 

This is genius. I’m all done having babies now and I wish I had thought of this.

I HATE that too! It’s insane. I have 3 little girls and have had to teach them to say, “that’s a very inappropriate question to ask someone my age.” because of adults constantly thinking it’s adorable to ask them if they have a boyfriend. They’re 4, 7 and 9. No weirdo, no they do not have a boyfriend.

I was thinking that too. Popular restaurants are always trying to keep turning over their tables as much as possible. 

Well, to a normal 31 year old 18 is still very much a kid. Many 18 year olds are still in high school whereas at 31 you’re a proper “adult.”

If I had to guess I’d say it has something to do with a lot of powerful men looking really awful if he decided to talk instead of kill himself.

My best friend is a lifelong horse person and I can 100% attest to this.

Wait what? That’s a thing!?

Came here to say this. I feel like people put more thought into a car before they buy it than a dog which is supposed to be part of your family for years! I can’t stand bad pet owners. You don’t HAVE to get a pet so just don’t if you’re not going to do the research and commit to the work.

That is a Nopefish! Wow!

Yup...that’s it!

No PTSD on my end (thankfully) but I too HATE making eye contact with people unless it’s my husband and kids. I’m also short so basically have to look upwards at everyone I talk to. Directing my face in the general direction of your face is the best you can get from me.

This! I’m still scarred from disappointment of The Knights Tale. They did so much horrible unnecessary modernizing and I literally kept shouting “WHY?!” at the TV.

Totally this. I adore my husband who is great at doing his share of the house and kid work but I’m really fed up with being told by family and occasionally some friends how grateful I should be because he “helps me with the housework.” Funny how he never hears how lucky he should feel that his wife makes money.

Agreed. Every adult in that family horrifies me but kids should be protected from this shit.