Tyson jokes are very rarely funny, but you’ve done it! Well done.

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

The Vikings are always a bunch of bitches when  they’re about to lose, speaking from experience as a Bears fan.   LOL @ Drew hope you’re crying you drunk driving POS. 

No kidding. You could strike a match off my nips right now

What are you talking about?  That pussy just ripped through that box and snatched her face.  Not much to unpack.  Vagina.  

in your pants

I THINK I get what you’re trying to say but ... hmm.