“The Jodi Arias Story”

I am so sick of people not understanding what this means. It is not a really complicated concept. I am under no obligation to withhold my personal judgment about someone unless I happen to be on their jury.

To be fair, if you’re “hard to look at” because you blink like a strobe light it can cause people at signings to fall down in seizures.

SAE was pretty terrible when I was in college but I thought it was b/c we were in VA and they positioned themselves as The Southern Fraternity.

Thank you. I was about to make the point that any defense worth it’s salt can find someone somewhere to offer a contrary opinion. Doesn’t mean it’s true or relevant.

They should have named one of them Becky, to fuel more speculation.

“Tedious” is a really good description of the whole 50 Shades franchise.

Everyone has the same face these days. I’m tired of that face.

And Richard Thompson.

David Bowie, Pete Zorn, Prince...

So sorry! I’m most frightfully embarrassed! I shall go eviscerate a seal now!

The fake glasses are very popular, as is putting someone who beat his girlfriend to death in a too-large suit to make him look frail.

That’s what I’m thinking. It’s like saying they feed them “restaurant grade fish” when there’s no indication that such a thing is necessary or desirable for a fucking ORCA. They don’t tend to frequent restaurants.

Also the oversized suit they put Huguely (Yeardly Love’s murderer) in to make him look like a wee fragile lad who couldn’t have beat his ex to death.

This is the kind of thing where you would expect someone to go to their friends and family and screech OMG THE NANNY HAD TO BE FIRED FOR HARASSING MY HUSBAND I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE but not really something that needed to be released to the general public.

It’s like the librarian glasses they gave to Jodi Arias to make her look fragile and dowdy.

Well when someone famous acts out in increasingly bizarre ways (even by famous person standards,) people are certainly going to notice and comment. Does it matter if they’re saying he’s just a “jackass” or wondering if he has some sort of diagnose-able problem? Personally when I hear of anything he’s said I think…

He seems to get away with telling her to wear terrible ill-fitting clothes. Also in that picture he’s got quite a thousand yard stare going while she looks like she’s trying to convince the camera that everything is fine.

If the family wants an autopsy, they’ll ask for one. Unless they think his family is in on it.

Wouldn’t it be great if this shitstorm resulted in the couple getting a mountain of swag? We can call it “One Million Waffle Irons.”