If the amphetamine-crazed orange imbecile wins, his rabid army of squealing drunken Trumpies will be in for quite the shock when he abandons them just like he screwed over those sad pathetic little girls whose father forced them to humiliate themselves at one of his sorry little pep rallies. At first they’ll blame…

I heard that one time at a golf event in Reno trump shot a man just to watch him die. Now I don’t know for sure if Donald Trump once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, I just heard that. Maybe it isn’t even true.