“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

I use a white bath towel and it has never once come away dirty from my legs.

Here in Ravens country, all I’ve heard from my purple-camo wearing co-workers is how the hot start to this season is just further proof of how the Patriots cheat constantly and the NFL either a) lets them get away with it, or b) is complicit in it.

This image is lame as hell and I don’t care. Get stuffed.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Woman-boners are totally a thing. Embrace it. Love it. Enjoy it.

“Tell AP’s agent we want him, but we’ll only go as far as a 4 year, $80 million deal with half of that guaranteed.”

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

You’re not wrong to say this smells funny, but there is no way to separate this into one part “serious racial discrimination” and one part “less so, but still serious gender discrimination” without reducing the former. Let’s not reduce this. Not one bit.

Because it should be fucking reported. Be a better fucking troll.

the dude you are replying to is a troll. He’s usually of the anti-feminist variety, but it seems today he’s also of the racist variety.

The Arlington Police later commented that the man had been at a Baylor game the day before where this kind of behavior is encouraged and had forgotten it is somewhat frowned upon in Atlington.

Who said that? Besides you I mean.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

This seems important. I can see talking a little about her being a lesbian and how that’s affected things like being selected for the team, endorsements, etc. but that “did fucking a boy in high school clarify being a lesbian” seemed a little too on the nose for a random question

She offended Gene Simmons to the point that he walked out of the interview. Gene Simmons. KISS’ Gene Simmons.

I mean it’s Terry Gross. She’s basically a radio Freudian so she’s going to ask you all about your formative years and your sex life.

I’m not going to lie, I’m in a pretty blue district and I’m nervous about putting out a Clinton sign because I’ve seen a few Trump supporters around and genuinely don’t know what trouble it may invite.