Is chanting 409! 409! until the Outsiders and Lamestream Media leave an option? Because I think they’ll go with that.

This is an unfathomably bad point. Thank you for keeping Kinja Kinja.

It was promoted as the “Battle of the Sexes” at the time.

I hope she goes to Men’s Wimbledon next year and annihilates Roger Federer.

Those sports illustrated ads celebrating the Bulls early nineties three-peat suddenly celebrating the Rockets. I thought they were always the Bulls.

This is such a White Sox move. Did Kenny Williams get to interfere with the Bulls too?

I remember Diana and Columbine really well, but I was four and had an idea of what the OKC bombing was. I couldn’t really understand it, but I definitely knew there was a bombing.

You know who had TWTW? Yaz.

You don’t step on the Hersh. Pure or nothing!

It depends on what you eat with it. Those are fine within moderation. Try to avoid extra sugar and processed foods. Go for a walk or run every once in a while. You’ll be fine.

There’s no way that team meshes as seamlessly as one would think. KD has to have a personality conflict with Draymond... Or like, Green punches him in the dick despite being on the same team. PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE IT SOMETHING. THEY’RE JUST TOO GOOD OTHERWISE.

I’m confident he’ll have the occasional dumb thing to say. Nothing stopped Al Gore from babbling about climate change after the Supreme Court stomped his presidential bid.

“Oh mai Gawd! It’s so juicy!”

“Antitank Gunner” is easier to say and sounds way cooler on a resume. The hell is with this patriarchal bullshit?

What are the odds emailer supports Trump?

If this show is going to be nothing but unhinged rants from academy award winning actors I’m in.

He costs the tax payers $174,000 a year anyway...

Jordan never had to win in Cleveland. My vote is LeBron for that reason.

So... Iggy repeats as MVP?

I thought it was baseball... Or paying off his crippling gambling debts... With Jordan, it’s hard to know because he’s a sociopath.