This is Steph’s wife, right? Not a disgruntled Bernie Sanders supporter?

He filled the Byfuglien role of big dude with soft hands that won them the cup twice. It made sense at the time, but yeah... Bickell kinda sucks.

See it high.

Excellent form tackle on that security guard’s part. Did you see his pursuit speed? Someone get that man a statue in Canton.

Jay-Z used his Illuminati connections to subconsciously influence women to vote for Hillary through the Lemonade videos. We all know. Also, Chelsea Clinton knows the ending to Game of Thrones.

I find facts important. It makes whatever you’re arguing actually truthful. It’s interesting how you’ll bend those to make your point. Check the official tally of the 2008 Democratic vote. More people voted for Hillary. It doesn’t matter if the democratic party screwed up Michigan. More people still voted for Hillary.

Get your facts right. You said Obama won the popular vote in the 2008 primary. He did not.

No. The broader point was that the original poster’s statement was incorrect. Clinton won the popular vote.

Obama lost the popular vote to Clinton. He had the delegate/state advantage.

I don’t know if you remember Al Gore, but he actually lost the election for the Democrats. Had he been a more inspiring candidate, perhaps he would’ve had enough votes to avoid being shenaniganed by Bush’s brother.

Again, I’m not saying all people with ASD are violent. I’m saying that the original commenter remarked this person might have special needs. The behavior listed in the article (written to make fun of the subject) suggests the alleged attempted rapist might have some kind of developmental/behavioral/mental disorder. We…

It was a joke about Clinton. A little sly for kinja, but a joke none the less.

Is that his own personal server? Fuck. This dude is going to get thrown in jail if he’s not careful.

I’m not implying that. Autism does not make you a rapist or exhibit rapey behavior. The original comment was about not making fun of the picture because the assailant might have special needs. I was agreeing with that and offering a speculation. The series of behaviors the rapist exhibited don’t follow normal social…

I’m not saying all people with mental illness or developmental disorders are bad. I’m just saying, in this specific instance, it would be a reasonable explanation.

I would not be surprised if he was mentally ill in some capacity. It might be something like a high functioning autism or lack of impulse control from an anger or social disorder. That would explain why his mom was at the party if she knew he had issues.

Not eating the pickle is grounds for revoking a lifetime appointment.

This is the best theory on the web right now. I’m immediately shipping for Tarlie.

Not if it’s for marrying their rapist. The fact that it’s an interstate crime makes it a federal crime. A local agency would not have jurisdiction over that.

Transporting a minor over state lines should already be a federal charge. Maybe the prosecutor thought this didn’t meet the human trafficking statute for whatever reason.