If not blowjobs, then what the hell else do you talk about in a helicopter?

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

It’s a pity the letter didn’t work, because it would have been fun to watch the fallout. First the membership of the Satanic Church swells as women become aware that it’s literally the only loophole that will grant them bodily autonomy in the state, and then the rebooted Satanic Panic and fears for the mortal souls of…

If they don’t, we get a really, really fun Supreme Court case about it.

Plainly false.

Obviously the real reason for hiding that birth certificate. Line two clearly states “anti Christ”.

Satanists and Buddhists, along with various stripes of pagan faith, are the only religions I have a modicum of tolerance for. Monotheism, man. It’s the reason they can’t peacefully coexist with other religions. It’s at the heart of their faith, Highlander style: there can be only one.

Everyone knows that only the Einstein and Mozart types are aborted. My Catholic acquaintances have told me that again and again. They can’t be lying to me!

These guys are the absolute best. It’s a weird turn of events where Satanists are the ones providing a glimmer of hope in the news, but I’ll take it.

Before anyone shows up to complain about how ridiculous it seems that the Satanic Temple are the ones filing these lawsuits, I’d like to point out that this is simply how ridiculous our country is.

It’s a shame that the ACLU declined to assist them.

I know nothing about these people other than their insistence on figures of Baphomet in state houses alongside commandments, and their efforts to expose the hypocrisies of laws targeting women’s health but I love them.

once again, the Satanic Temple being awesome at everything it does. Hail Satan.

god, he was hot even without the muscles. lisa bonet has picked the best baby daddies in the history of baby daddies.

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

It is indeed a real thing. i.e. BOYFRIENDTWIN

This attitude confuses me. Why should it matter if I’m not attracted to people of a certain ethnicity? I’m also not attracted to women; does that mean I have deep-seated prejudices against them? Does it mean I have analyzed the characteristics and behaviors of woman I know and made a conscious decision to reject them?…

Short guys make me feel self-conscious. I guess I had too many short guys after I shot up to 5’10” in 7th grade comment on my height derisively or bitterly, or call me “big.” That’s just what a young woman loves to be called, especially when she’s a perfectly average weight for her height. I’ve dated a couple guys…

I personally differentiate between “attractive/hot” and “turns me on/turns me off.” There are plenty of attractive people who I find to be turn-offs, either in their style or demeanor (or intelligence/interests) even if objectively, yes, they are good-looking.

There is a difference between being attracted to someone and recognizing someone is attractive. There are people that I am not attracted to but I recognize that they are attractive people.

The attraction is normal. Acting on it isn't, and especially if you are in a parent/child relationship. It was his responsibility to protect her from it, and he failed her. Further I would argue that he groomed her and preyed upon her.