I see it wasn't a cat burglar.

I initially read that as "Hero Cat Carries Cop to Safety".

SNIPERS on his front lawn? For (what turned out to be false) alleged robbery? Jesus Christ.

LOLOLOLOL ouuu GRRRRRrrrr

I spent two years on Match & EHarmony several years ago. Key lesson I learned from experience: NO TEXTING. A few emails back and forth, then a few phone calls, and if no major red flags went up in the emails and calls, arrange an in-person meeting at a safe neutral location as soon as possible (NOT a 'date', but a…

I second your sentiment. Also, third through eightyninth your sentiment.

It might also be like playing a slot machine. Not interested in a girl with a decent outlook or head on her shoulders. Just interested in one thing...

IME, it's either getting a kick out of harassing people, or "porn-poisoning", i.e. they actually do think it will work because the sum and total of their knowledge of sexual relationships comes from redtube.

A friend of mine (a girl) and I would compare notes when online dating.

it absolutely is A+ parenting, feel free to have duggar level babies.

I can see what she's saying. Especially when we're younger, there's ways you talk to your friends you wouldn't anyone else. Usually it's in the form of being able to say jokingly hurtful and/or dark things to one another that you wouldn't say to someone in any other situation.

The most disturbing thing there is the idea that a grown-ass man eats wonder bread.

Same. I was just cringing and thinking how happy I am that I got hitched when Match was still relatively controversial.

From the moment a man engages in conversation with someone who might find him attractive, he wants to show his penis v. v. much. He is sure this person wants to see his penis v. v. much. His phone, as it happens, has a camera. He has trouble keeping any other thought in his head. Should he ask, or should be simply…

Now that I have teen boys, I have lots of teen boys in my house. There was a gaggle of them a few weeks ago and I was on the phone with a female friend. As they started in on their fart and ass jokes, I said to her, "This is proof that sexual orientation isn't something you choose." She asked what I meant. "Cause…

this is why all parents should monitor their kids and convos. like not to stop the mack, but to get the mack on track.

Once again I'm reminded why I am happy to be relatively old and to have done all the dating crap long before texting and social media.

I'm a firm believer in calling out a kid's shit - and calling it what it is. I also give him dating advice. "Dude, this girl texted you 300 times this weekend. Take the fucking hint already and ask her out." <—direct quote

My step son showed me a text message exchange of his with the girl he's now dating (they weren't at the time). I read through it, stop, and say, "Dude, you're being creepy. You're not funny. It's creepy. Stop it."

He was stunned. "But that's how my friends all talk to each other."
Me: "Your friends are idiots. Even you…

I think Jezebel should change their tag line to "All the reasons you should be a lesbian".