So wonderful to see old Voldy survived. Must have had another horcrux.

Oh well. Most non-Indians think India only comprises of hindus from the northern states. Which is boring and annoying. My family could any of the Bible thumpers to shame with the amount of information they have about their faith and church history. But most of the time even Bollywood forgets we exist, except in…

I don’t think the rest of the world realizes that non hindu Indians exist.

Precisely. With the looming threat of Modi coming to power (which he did), I desperately wanted to somehow kidnap the Obamas and make either one run for Prime Minister of India.

Um, asking ss someone who doesn’t live in America, why don’t you guys have EVM’s?

Ugh that ‘your english is great’ is such an annoying line. I visited the UK for summer school once and kept receiving this’compliment’ despite the fact that I was halfway through my Master’s in English at the time.

If you want to reference Gandhi, at least spell the name correctly. And good job trying to compare a man who led the movement for freedom against a 400 year British Raj in India to an idiot who doesn’t know what Aleppo is.

Because she is a celebrity she gets attention. Most of it so far has been negative. We didn’t get attention at all, so there was no one except a few busybodies in my case who wanted to know why we owned expensive things as students.

Most people wouldn’t be publicising the fact that they got robbed and attacked to the general public. Celebrity guarantees you greater visibility. Not greater sympathy.

If you don’t have a middle name, how do you know when your mum is going to murder you?

bro adele said put the tripod away. she also mentioned a video camera. pretty sure that takes up more space than someone waving a phone around. and you’re deliberately missing the point everyone is trying to make. this is not wwe, and you’re a horribly rude menace to everyone around you, including the performer, if…

would you say they were... YUUUUUGE?

Huxley approved even.

They’re both aspects of personal identity that individuals have no control over. Not being straight isn’t a lifestyle choice like vegetarianism, or religious beliefs.

“Having such a big platform, I wanted to use it for good God from the Holy Bible who smites everyone”

^ What she was actually saying.

oh man i feel ya. i HATE the PMS-ing caus i have a lymph node in my underarm that swells up, and keeps releasing fluid into my boobs. so for about a week and a half before my period my tits are double their size and weight and so so painful, i’d rather take the two days of period pain.

At least he doesn’t try to play with his litter like my rather dim kitten.

Consideration is pretty much a universal favourite at this point I think. Though I’m here for Love on The Brain and Desperado.

actually, i’d just like to chime in here. im malayali and christian, and we wear the traditional kasavu saree at our weddings, which is off white/cream with a gold border. india isnt just north india or hinduism you know.

i have put honey in my coffee out of desperation and it was not worth it.