Zombie Apocalypse tool kit. Needs more Mini Gun.

More like a way to steal venture capital dollars

Right-wing politics has always basically been “The reason I’m not as successful as I’d like is because foreigners/communists/government agents/vegans/lesbians/women in general/black people/mexicans/gay people.” Implicit in this is that these people never think that they are to blame for anything, because a fundamental…

I’m beginning to think that Tommy Tallarico is a lot like Elizabeth Holmes or Liz Carmichael. Lots of noise, promises, a few demos, investor scamming, and a ton of deceit. I love the Intellivision as much as any of my classic systems, but the Amico lit up several alarms and red flags for me right from the start, and…

I hadn’t heard about this until now, but got to “Tommy Tallarico” and then just laughed myself right off the article. All I needed to know!

Deja Ouya

Classic Norm. I’m sure it was delivered with his deadpan voice and that sly little smile of his.

Fucking sucks.

Isn’t just about everyone “much better than Adam Carolla,” though?

My thoughts exactly. A brain hemorrhage is a serious condition, but $2.5 million is a pretty absurd price tag. I can only imagine the hospital administrators shouted “Ka-ching!” and gave each other high-fives when he was admitted.

This is just as much a comment on the US health system as well as this series of films. Both should stop existing in their current forms.

The Mormon Belt is also home to all the supplement and oil companies.

I’d be interested in an analysis of the seemingly HEAVY overlap between Mormons and pyramid schemes. 

I like to imagine that he, Jon Lovitz, Joe Rogan, and Stephen Root still get together once a month for the weirdest Sunday brunch ever.

Andy Dick though can go fuck himself.

Who the fuck wants Andy Dick to talk to them. Dude made Jon Lovitz relatable by virtue of existing to get his head smashed into a bar.

That’s the first thing I thought too. The picture with this article has three celebrities, Brian Baumgartner, Andy Dick, and Larry Thomas. I can’t at all tell why Baumgartner or Thomas are “straight out of our nightmares.”

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Make sure the punisher sticker is has a thin blue stripe on it to indicate you’re both compensating for something AND a fascist who can’t understand a comic book.

I like it, but how can I use it to show I’m extremely insecure in my masculinity?