Here’s hoping they get to the kool-aid stage of the grieving process in a hurry, if you know what I mean.

And yet most people can’t continue working into their 70s, especially if they have physically demanding jobs. So you may have a retirement but it’s going to be grim.

Rather than put it up for auction, they should just approach Guy Fieri directly to see if he wants to buy it.

I think, if covid has shown us anything, it’s that even the best preventive measures can only go so far in a globally connected economy. We would have to completely redesign how air travel, national and international shipping, etc all work. They currently work *FOR* large-scale outbreaks rather than against them.…

Can’t wait for the day that an EVA Unit 1 is changing my sheets, Agumon is performing Valet services on my obviously stolen Tesla, Grimer is cutting me off at the hotel bar, and Hamtaro is telling me my 5 credit cards were declined, denying that I am actually the Prime Minister, and telling me to stop making a scene…

Yeah, but you can deduct $0.58/mile from your taxes, so it’s pretty much a wash at that point.

America’s penal system: so appalling is makes convicted criminals sympathetic by comparison.

He’s Lying, Joe Isuzu

Ah yes, conservatives. The folks who champion personal responsibility until that responsibility is “don’t be a prick.” Then it’s everyone else’s fault for being annoyed or upset at their behavior.

Pease pudding hot! Pease pudding cold! Pease pudding in the pot, nine days old!

Most all legitimate investment opportunities don’t guarantee returns that large.

That’s not a fair example. I have installed approximately 60 condoms onto vegetables since leaving school. On the other hand, I have used circular geometry ZERO times in the same time frame.

Ah, memories. I used to live in the tall building in the upper right corner of that image. In real life, it was a Wendy’s, but they razed it in 2013.

“Tyceno alleged Rack asked the gamers to invest large sums of money, promising unusually high returns of up to 40%”

For anyone curious, this is what Shari Headley looks like after aging 30+ years.

And it’s not like the title is Cumming 2 America!

RIP McDowell’s

I think I’ve just become desensitized to 2020 news. This sounds completely normal and out of the ordinary.

Alright, hear me out...

By “being driven by a person”, I’m waiting for these bad boys to become norm.