Woah woah woah. What are you getting at? I’ve been kicked out of a Lululemon before for too aggressively handling the yoga pants on display. I’m qualified to judge here.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

“Damn! Had we done something like this during the Soviet days, we could’ve won the Cold War!”

A chicken, huh? Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. You get your first look at this “big chicken” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head — and you keep still ‘cause you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex, he’ll lose you if you…

Obligatory:

I don't have tattoos. My daughter does but here are cool. However, I had a friend who was what we used to call: a wild child. Meaning she made a lot of really really decisions centred around heavy drug use. Anyway, one night whilst under the influence, she decided to give herself a spider tattoo. On her foot. With…

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

I’m ok with this. But I also read most of the old EU where they had entire series based around that devil looking dude from the Mos Eisley Cantina. I think his name was...Carl. It’s come full circle!

Trump is such a predator that I’m sure he keyed into it right away and he knew Cohen could be easily controlled. 

All of these "tell all" books just tell me one thing, this man is so fucking stubborn and just overall a prick. I just hope white america votes him out so we don't have to worry every morning about his tantrums. 

Has there ever been a “Ask the AV Club” about what pop culture has truly messed them up? Because watching Killer Klowns as a child gave me nightmares for years.

Fascist government officials use civilian paramilitaries to do dirty work that they don’t want to get caught doing. This is a playbook of oppression that Putin is using now and the right wing death squads of Central America and the various orange unionists of Northern Ireland have used in the recent past.

Forgive me if I’m misinterpreting the thrust of the book, but I don’t think I can handle another indulgent, leftist self-critique right now. While it’s necessary for us to remain conscious of what we believe and how we choose to act on it, leftist propensity for critical evaluation and reflection leads to a spiral of…

I never claim it couldn’t be who you were, I just claimed that if one of the options was it was who you were then you were ignorant. Which is true because, saying stuff like, “I don’t like defining things left or right” and “programmed to believe that all opinions have a left or right wing agenda” says so. I’m gonna…

There are certainly left wing or politically neutral conspiracy theories out there, but the specific ones that this game seems to be basing its plot on are ones that are almost exclusively believed by the far right, essentially that all protests aren’t ordinary people upset about injustices, but are all actors being…

After Chernobyl, I find it harder to dismiss a creative known for just crap. Why Chernobyl? Because before Craig Mazin wrote every episode of that series (and then immediately became the HBO golden boy), Mazin’s credits were purely crap like Superhero Movie, Scary Movie 4 and Hangover 3.

They should just flip it and let Scully be the hero she always was/should have been. Every week, she has to talk her dipshit partner out of birtherism or the anti-vax movement. And he’s always wrong, but he never learns his lesson.

I dunno. Q Files has a nice ring to it.

Kill me now. 

“I’m telling you, Scully. There are child sex slaves being held in the basement of a pizzeria in NW DC. This conspiracy runs deep. Probably aliens are involved as well.”