A perfect home for my “This truck kills fascists” bumper sticker.  

That is a lot of words to say it's either a scam or investment.  It all depends if you find another sucker to buy it from you. 

I bet Saur Run is a clone of the game I play on Chrome why my wifi goes down.

This show makes me happy. I was born in Northern Ireland around the same time as these girls were. Watching this show is like watching a sitcom that my family wrote. 

This is either a way to steal consumer's dollars or developer's dollars. 

If I can’t afford a Bugatti Chiron, will my Honda Civic fit under it?

This is mostly fine for a pair of retirees who just drive from RV Park to RV Park. Just add latches and secure anything that might fall in transit.  

Only buy it if you’re planning to sell the Viper engine and buy an SRT engine.

Peleton is 40% owned by a venture capital firm that is wholly owned by ISIS.  It's how they launder money.  

That's the base model.  Only $5k more for actual wheels.  

I thought the character was named after the famous Mad Dog McCree video game.

Use the original scripts,  but replace the actors with Muppets.  

The  grocery store near me (Hyvee, for the Midwestern folks) has a large selection of cold drinks near their self check out lanes. 

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

Putin has a casino, a disco, a hookah bar and a hockey arena in his fortress. You need to think bigger, Jeff.  

Stopping would be a pain.  You're not slowing down too fast without drag from the wheels.  You either coast to a stop, throw the engines in reverse,  or drop an anchor.  

Will it be constantly broken like the ones at McDonald's? 

Tall about failing upwards. He goes from exposing himself to teenage girls to an energy consultant. 

That watch is $65 IF you trade in a tablet or smartphone.  

That watch is $65 IF you trade in a tablet or smartphone.  

They’re very wealthy people.  They could run it deep in the red for tax purposes.