My cousin is a firefighter. Last summer they got a call for a vehicle inside a house. A bunch of teens were driving around, smoking weed in one kid’s dad’s car. A cop tried to pull them over for speeding and they took off. Blew through a stop sign and right into a townhouse.

In a surprise twist,  it turns out that God was also drunk.

You can get a battery pack run power washer for around $100. My buddy found one for $50 somewhere.  It's not the most powerful,  but it was enough to get the dirt off the siding and the bugs off the front of my car. 

Republican legislators "Why doesn't anyone want to work in restaurants? "

No Cadillac Cimarron?  It had a 4 cylinder engine that made 86 hp. 

I want one for clearing the driveway in the winter.  

If it's a rental,  I hope they bought the insurance.  

Stil no bluetooth?  C'mon. I just want to use my earbuds and speaker. 

I hope they figure out the chip shortage.  I'm not going pay $1,000+ for a next gen console.  

If your grill is cold, I found that a pressure washer does a good job. 

She was hoping to go viral. She succeeded. 

I bought a beer battered chicken sandwich from a bar today. Far better than fast food and only $4.

I wish I could choose to make all the other athletes as chunky as my character.  That way I could win a bronze with a 15 minute mile.  

It’s a cheap sandwich.  I wouldn't be surprised if it was part tuna and part bycatch.  

A a lifelong Minnesotan, you want to go to the Smoking Oak in Red Wing for your BBQ. They have a large wood fired rotisserie that cooks everything great.

I thought it was something to do with the Grand Army of the Republic. It was an organization for US Civil War veterans.

I hope they have a hybrid option.  

Joe Rogan is 5'3" according to sources. 

The worst trend of this century is the belief among some people that they deserve to be famous, or infamous.  

A buck for every drink.