This explains why every other week someone is knocking on my door, trying to buy my Jetta I keep as my winter beater. 

I saw "Stranger of Paradise" and briefly thought we were getting a "Strangers in Paradise" game. I was about to get super excited about a game based on a 20 year old comic.

I don’t know why anyone would buy a bottled drink at any coffee shop. Especially water.  They're cheaper at any convenience store.  

At least when the battery in my Jetta crapped out,  I could swap it out in the Fleet Farm parking lot and get my core charge back. 

This would be nice for camping.  

Some money got laundered.  

The suspects are 50 year old dentists and middle managers.  

This will be a story to tell the grandkids.  "Back in the day,  you could pick up a hooker and go at it in the backseat on your way to work. But, after some idiot crashed while watching a Pixar movie,  suddenly we all had to be babysat."

This is the treat you buy yourself when you finally eliminate your employee’s healthcare plan. 

By the time the PS5 is commonplace, I wonder how many launch titles will have been abandoned. 

When I was a kid, I’d make pizza toast. Slice of white bread, spaghetti sauce and a slice of cheese. Put it in the toaster oven until it begins to brown.

My question is, why are the snacks being kept in a storage locker?  This violates food safety protocols. In addition to the chance of pests getting to the food. 

It would be even cheaper to make the roads taxpayer funded and eliminate tolls. 

Having a tail dangling so close to those gears seems a little dangerous.

I would assume the double sided tape holds it in place. 

There’s nothing that assholes can’t ruin. 

Typical GOP. Blame the media for calling you out on your shitty behavior.

Nongshim spicy chicken. Just enough bite to make it interesting. 

As far as I understand copyright law.  You have to defend it for each case you MIGHT want to use it. If you think that you might want to release an energy drink. You'd have to stop someone from releasing their own Diablo energy drink. Blizzard isn't going after the cartoon.  Just the merchandise.  

I order a chicken sandwich. You can tell a lot about a place by how the deep fry it. Like how often they change the oil. You can tell how fresh the vegetables are by the lettuce and tomato on it.