Step one, buy a bunch of low end phones for $120 each.

You can get a battery pack run power washer for around $100. My buddy found one for $50 somewhere.  It's not the most powerful,  but it was enough to get the dirt off the siding and the bugs off the front of my car. 

Republican legislators "Why doesn't anyone want to work in restaurants? "

Yes. Exactly.  Spread the fries in a layer on the cookie sheet.  Sprinkle a little garlic salt and oregano.  Cook for 20 minutes.  Top with sauce and cheese. Broil 15 minutes or until the cheese starts to brown.  

Thick cut fries topped with marina and mozzarella cheese. 

There are far worse ways to promote your movie. 

Or, I can watch it on my tablet with a cat on my lap and pizza fries in the oven. 

No Cadillac Cimarron?  It had a 4 cylinder engine that made 86 hp. 

I want one for clearing the driveway in the winter.  

Sounds like a great Christmas gift for any family members you hate. 

If it's a rental,  I hope they bought the insurance.  

Upper crust gentlemen usually aren’t known social progressives.

Stil no bluetooth?  C'mon. I just want to use my earbuds and speaker. 

I avoided this by downloading an app that directly sends my bank account information to the Internet Research Agency in St Petersburg.  Now, I'm too poor to hack. 

I hope they figure out the chip shortage.  I'm not going pay $1,000+ for a next gen console.  

If your grill is cold, I found that a pressure washer does a good job. 

All Rumble has to do was buy a membership at Mar a Largo. That's enough for access.  

She was hoping to go viral. She succeeded. 

Amazon, or the next dystopian employer,  "You have looked away from your task for 15 seconds.  Please revert back to your task or you'll get a point deducted. "

Just to piss everyone off,  make it a teen drama.