I bought a beer battered chicken sandwich from a bar today. Far better than fast food and only $4.

I wish I could choose to make all the other athletes as chunky as my character.  That way I could win a bronze with a 15 minute mile.  

It’s a cheap sandwich.  I wouldn't be surprised if it was part tuna and part bycatch.  

A a lifelong Minnesotan, you want to go to the Smoking Oak in Red Wing for your BBQ. They have a large wood fired rotisserie that cooks everything great.

I thought it was something to do with the Grand Army of the Republic. It was an organization for US Civil War veterans.

I hope they have a hybrid option.  

Joe Rogan is 5'3" according to sources. 

The worst trend of this century is the belief among some people that they deserve to be famous, or infamous.  

A buck for every drink. 

South Korea and Japan will probably have this next year,  and a couple years later US carriers will advertise 6G, even though it's not. 

This explains why every other week someone is knocking on my door, trying to buy my Jetta I keep as my winter beater. 

I saw "Stranger of Paradise" and briefly thought we were getting a "Strangers in Paradise" game. I was about to get super excited about a game based on a 20 year old comic.

I don’t know why anyone would buy a bottled drink at any coffee shop. Especially water.  They're cheaper at any convenience store.  

At least when the battery in my Jetta crapped out,  I could swap it out in the Fleet Farm parking lot and get my core charge back. 

This would be nice for camping.  

Some money got laundered.  

The suspects are 50 year old dentists and middle managers.  

Humans are amazing at killing each other and avoiding the consequences.  

This will be a story to tell the grandkids.  "Back in the day,  you could pick up a hooker and go at it in the backseat on your way to work. But, after some idiot crashed while watching a Pixar movie,  suddenly we all had to be babysat."

This is the treat you buy yourself when you finally eliminate your employee’s healthcare plan.