My uncle used to own a restaurant in a small town. Back in the 80s, there was a mentally ill woman who would use the bathroom and smear feces all over.

Juggalos can grasp the concept that eludes Republicans.

I'm sure Trump will shoehorn in a poorly written,  narrowly drafted addendum that allows nannies to be brought in. 

“Wow. This controller is half price. This is almost too good to be true.”

I add diced tomatoes and onions and fry in the same pan I was just frying bacon in. 

A friend of mine just saw it for 80 cents a gallon. That’s what it was when I started driving in 1992. 

I only eat out once or twice a week since this started, and I try to tip 50%. I know that servers are only getting a couple of shifts pet week.  

I go for my parents at 8AM on a Saturday.

I figured that they’d call their suppliers, ask what meats are cheap that day, and work with that.

The government should offer them a bailout in exchange for a majority share of stock.

Maybe we'll get a Yahoo Serious version.  

Wisconsin 45th parallel distillery in New Richmond  

I went to the local pizza place and the owner skated out on one of those One Wheel skateboards.  He said business had been slow, but he was happy to still be getting enough orders to keep the doors open. 

We have Jesus. If you pray hard enough.  You'll find money. If not, better luck next time.

I work for a wholesale produce distributor. Onions, potatoes, carrots and for some strange reason, bagged salads and bananas have been flying off the shelves. 

My 2 cents

Its sad that a global pandemic was required before these companies started treating their workers like people.

The best solution would be to send everyone in the restaurant industry a tax free check for $1,000 for every two weeks this goes on.

That’s a scam.

Gas stations should be allowed to charge more to trucks that roll coal.