West Wing. They were doing something new and fresh by focusing on the next administration.

Because Trump can’t stand anyone being around who doesn’t feed into his paranoid fantasies. 

His job (as far as he sees it) is to funnel as much public money to his company as possible.

She was self financing her campaign. 

Spoiler alert

I was tubing in Wisconsin today. I saw lots of skinny, white cans out there. 

This give white chicks with a burgeoning alcohol problem something to focus on.

All you can do is go somewhere else. The bartender can refuse to serve anyone.

She wouldn’t be wrong. White Nationalists are the largest extremist group in the US.

Trump quickly figured it out with his fluency in Spanish. 

Three words “Portable EMP Cannon”

I’m skeptical, but this is starting to look good.

Sean Hannity, otherwise known as Individual-2.

No one is talking about Epstein’s parties at Mar a Lago anymore.

I’m from the Twin cities. There used to be a morning DJ named Terri Traen.

Festivals are like Thunderdome. You have to get in early, if you want the best food. 

Fortunately, I’ll never be rich or famous enough to care if anyone knows my porn viewing habits.

This is just a passive aggressive way to belittle their employees for needed benefits. The restaurant hopes that you’ll deduct that $2.50 from what ever tip you were going to leave.  

Trump isn’t wrong. He has whatever power McConnell allows him to have.

Just get the protein on the side and bring it home for your favorite dog or cat.