I bet they get community service, with expunged records after a year. This will be a story for them to laugh about in a decade. 

That is the most “Seth” looking Seth in history. 

McDonald’s will come up with something worse.

Ask a coworker to take your table. Or, just give them horrible service.

When he fails. He’ll threaten to cancel the census. 

Better keep Vince Neil away from it. 

The Pentagon should provide the tanks. Just not the fuel .

Ebay?

A junior high classic 

This will be solved in the easiest way possible. Not allowing any more tours.

I have the Nook. Bit, I feel like it’s dying and now I’m thinking about buying a Kindle. But, this is my greatest fear. 

I have a year or two I wouldn’t mind losing.

Not a problem. Just ask for someone else’s leftovers. 

How much should we offer KJU to keep him?

Don Jr doesn’t have enough morality to be called a human being. I’m sick of him robbing other humans like myself of our dignity be pretending to be one.

All soups matter.

94 was a helluva year. I graduated HS in between Cobain’s death and OJ’s police chase.

I bring in a server from another restaurant just to really throw off the rotation.

Ask a passing server to get your server. If it’s a minor request, they might just do it for you themselves.

A NGE parody by the makers of Tenchi Muyo.