The top image reminds me of William Gibson’s Bridge trilogy. 

Trump is not a wise man.

Lick that shit clean!

Speak for yourself, Trump. I don’t support Bibi. I think he’s an asshole for stealing the West Bank. 

And that is how you launder money. 

Must have been this guy’s last day.

Do what I used to do. Drink it, fill it with water, put it back in its place.

She should sue him for being an abusive boss. 

I’m quite honestly surprised that this administration hasn’t outright sold them nuclear weapons, yet. Gulf State money is the only thing keeping Kushner’s company afloat. 

Trump is concerned that not enough kids have died in detention. 

I didn’t get to do any of the crazy things, but in HS we went on a bunch of road trips.

You’re determined to get drunk on $12 beers. That extra dollar is the price you pay not to risk falling down those stairs. 

Eggs just taste good in general with a neutral flavor that pairs well with many foods.

There’s a hole in the wall small town bar a couple miles from my work that I hit every Tuesday. I’d get their logo somewhere hidden. It would pay for it self in a month or so.

I’ll try them. It sounds like something I could wolf down at my desk right away in the morning to tide me over until lunch. 

Sorry, this may be an inopportune time to learn the the current administration doesn’t give a shit about you. 

I wonder how much a Mothership would cost. That would make a nice conversation piece in the living room.

The third scenario echoes what happened to the streetcar industry around WWII. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_conspiracy

Future historians are going to find great humor in all the official recordings from this administration.