He’s suppose to only whisper the racist parts. Not say them aloud. 

Mine has to earn his keep. I hand him his supper and a can opener to get into it. 

For a big strong leader, and his fans assert he is, he sure cries an awful lot.

I feel like FallOut 2016 Election (from the Nintendo gag) is our current reality. 

Or he could restore funding to the immigration court system?

She should be able to sue Trump for allowing a hostile work environment.

This is not someone who is secure about his performance.

Don’t worry, Sarah. A lot of people are going to want to attend yours. 

Bring a bagged lunch for Emily. A sandwich of bologna, American cheese and mayo on white bread. Lay’s plain potato chips. A small apple.
If she behaves, a couple of fun sized Snickers for dessert.

If it’s a group of people, then you rotate the pick. If Emily doesn’t like that idea, she can make other plans. 

Please, please, please.

The good old days.

Or, get a dozen or so friends, have them all order the same thing off the menu, so the restaurant has a backlog of 30 minutes on the items that make up that meal. 

After they have already released a few crappy ones, I’ll hold off until I hear if the are good ports or bad emulations. 

Maybe putting 2 in every town of 15,000 people wasn’t the best plan. 

After my day at work. I needed something like this.

They just want our healthcare to go back to when America was great. 1850.

We can’t have Judgement Day if we don’t arm a bunch of medieval desert dwellers.

Trump is the greatest obstacle to Trump having a full team in place. He hasn’t nominated people to fill like half the open positions. 

Call corporate. They’ll probably send you out a bunch of coupons. If they refuse, simply go back after hours and burn the place down. Nothing feels better than some revenge arson.