Looks like they had the engines full reverse. Is there some sort of steering lock out they forgot to override?

OK. You can send your meal back. But, if the chef says that it’s fine. They can elect to resend you out the same meal, or a mystery meal of their choice. 

If my work told me to beg for tips, I’d start panhandling out front during my shift. 

Will we finally get our big budget M.A.S.K. film series?

I always get stuck behind them.
I live in a rural area, so I’m always stuck behind something. Often tractors in spring and fall. 

Your server previously was an Oracle at Delphi. She used her occult powers to put in your order before you knew what you wanted in the hopes that it would increase her tip.

Mace him. But only if he tips poorly.

Damn. That hit me right in the feelings. 

I wonder how much that cost him?

One of the earliest cancer researchers was racist. He went down to Puerto Rico to experiment on people.

See. He does have a job. Probably using crayons.

When I run out, I own”not enough”
When I have to do laundry, I have “too many”
When I get out of the shower and have one for my body and one for my hair, I have “enough”.

Probably Left 4 Dead. The first time you’re in a tunnel and you begin to hear a faint noise.

You could always get change from your server and tip when you retrieve your coat.

If he’s allowed to do this, the next Democratic president can declare another emergency and divert all fossil fuel subsidies to the mitigation of climate change, or take from the military budget to pay for Medicare for all. 

Load their tip into a Tshirt cannon and fire it at them from across the restaurant.

He hasn’t told the the truth about anything yet. There is no way these numbers are correct. I assume this report is also hiding his Alzheimer’s diagnosis. 

Swiped off Facebook>

This is probably the best solution for this issue. Now, it’s going to be tied up in the courts until he’s long gone. 

A temper tantrum is now an emergency? Good to know.