Good garlic knots are slathered in parmesan cheese.

There was a video store by my folks house that also made money selling fad items. All the neighborhood kids stopped by a few times a week (it was also the closest place to buy candy and pop) They had a small section of counter devoted to some pog stuff. I don’t think I saw anything leave that cabinet until they stuck…

Just pull up some more chairs and seat the next group at that table. Either they’ll take the hint or make new friends. 

Trump wrote “BYOB” Bring your own ‘Berders’ on the invite. 

This is a man on a diet.

I clicked on this thinking this was an Onion article.

This is why I still carry cash.

Would the financial hit be worth making a statement? If you’re in a decent sized city, it very well could be. You might bring in clients who agree with you and are willing to patronize you based on that fact.

We need Mythbusters to do this and the rest of us can just watch. 

You could buy a cheap snow cone maker and make shaved ice for her.

Funny. I actually used to dream about Tetris. I was the only mobile game I had for years. It was built on to my Ericsson T-28 cell phone. I played at an absurd amount of time. 

That looks pretty good. I might have to make it next time I have a group of people over. 

I wish it was based on this.

Maybe get a TV, but leave the sound off. (except for football games)

“Here’s some bread, it was made with yeast from my vagina. Same with this toast and this beer.”

I do something similar. I keep a couple hundred on a debit card and at least $100 in cash on me. More, if I plan on making a specific purchase. Plus, I keep $500 in a book at home.

These tax cuts are due to be phased out by 2024.

No they won’t. Sure, they’ll say they will. But, they’ll delay until Trump is out of office. 

When he’s released in 35 years, he’ll have some great material for his next album.

Behind every great fortune, is a great crime.