Often the just directly assault the children. Like the 15,000 locked in cages.

Easily solved. Ask the kid if they want to order from the “baby’s menu” or the “big kid menu”.

Hey, Sarah? How’s the family. Is your kid out of jail, yet?

I’d ask for volunteers. Some of your staff may live nearby and not mind coming in. Don’t be a dick and force anyone to drive 20 miles.
If it is slow, offer them double pay and a free meal for coming in. 

Just offer to pay for their gender reassignment surgery. 

Sure, shut it down because that went so well the last time.

He’s going to look even weaker when Fox and friends beats him up and he tweets on Monday that the shutdown is back on. 

All you need now is French fries with little divots in them. 

I just call everybody dude.

No way Trump wrote that tweet. His grasp of English isn’t that good. That was a staffer. 

The only reason I’d say to offer the money, is that is the only thing he cares about more than his ego. 

Why hasn’t Wohl been sued into oblivion, yet?

It’s fairly pointless if they’re not going to answer questions.

Do no do it during the Denny’s dinner rush. Wait until late night so all the drunks can applaud you.

Graydon Carter has been living inside Trump’s mind for decades - rent free.

I think his succession of bankruptcies were the second worst thing to happen to right behind his election to the White House.

I saw Mononoke Hime in the theater around 98-99. I’ve seen four other Ghibli films since then. Most recently was Porco Rosso last summer.

How about this for a deal?