Sure it was strange when Amazon began to deploy drones. But, we got used to them.

No extensions. He can (and will) end it whenever he needs an ego boost.

This happened at a local Renfest. The head of security was long rumored to be shady and that he would protect all the guys accused of harassment or worst.

I have a friend who is a meticulous planner, makes reservations when we go out. Buys tickets in advance.

Someone has probably hacked this to see if there was a rootkit installer.

Me personally; I had a neighbor whose mother was indigenous Mexican. She made some salsa that he said “was a little spicy” I’m Irish and his little spicy was my “tongue went numb for fifteen minutes”.

Can’t we just photoshop a wall so his syphilitic brain thinks that won.

I can understand the Hitler reference, most of that crowd thinks he was wrongly blamed.

Just go to the bar and wait. Have a margarita and gossip about the friends who are late.

He doesn’t like them because they go after corporate criminals. Not just black or brown people like he thinks law enforcement should.

Make sure you get paid in cash - up front. 

Trump has been a conman and a grifter his whole life, so he assumes that everyone else is too. 

I hope this is thoroughly investigated by either House (sooner rather than later) or the next administration. 

The key to good Kraft dinner is boil the noodles in stock or broth to give them their own flavor.
I’ll use a seasoning pack from ramen noodles.

This explains my recent spike in robocalls. I had three today.

This explains my recent spike in robocalls. I had three today.

I’d say whoever did the inviting should offer to pick up the tab. 

If they settled for $6K per driver, they must’ve figured they owe them more.

There used to be a road outside the town I grew up in we dubbed Rollercoaster Road. It was two steep moguls with a sharp turn at the bottom of the second.

Holy crap. I saw that on another site and thought it was a good Photoshop.
Is Kurt Vonnegut writing this timeline?