She doesn’t dress like a soap opera villain, you’ve just been conditioned by Disney movies to think that any woman with dark arched eyebrows and red lipstick is the villain.

A friend of mine has a kid with a similar syndrome and she’s in an online community for parents of kids with deformed limbs, and through that I’ve seen this kid on Facebook before. It really is amazing how resilient these kids are and how ingenious some tools and prosthetics are to help them with their daily…

At least it’s not Jaxxtyn

BUT ITS YOONEEK

They’re everywhere. Those companies prey on their desire to stay home with their kids. I don’t know how they think they can make money when they’re all selling to each other. There’s a skin care one now called Rodan and Fields that is just fucking everywhere, like multiple people on my FB feed. I’m sure one of their…

And what happened next?

Long, long history of that in Hollywood. Huge numbers of actors had to change their names to get famous, both for racist reason (their name was very “ethnic” and Hollywood hates that) or because their name was hard to pronounce. For example, for Jews, you’ve got Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortensen, Kirk Douglas =…

No clue what Rookie is doing these days. They always seemed like an outgrowth from the 90s girl zines, political with a side of fashion. Whereas Teen Vogue seems more like fashion with a side of social and political commentary.

They are already doing more than most magazines. It’s not going to be perfect. No editorial space that also balances political issues is unless you refuse advertisers. This is being a grown up.

How is that so different from what jezebel does? You advertise products with copy that generally reads like: “ OMFG you guys this new hair straightener is my EVERYTHING”.

Magazines are such a double-edged sword once you remember the real products are the readers and the buyers are advertisers.

I think it makes them jaded.

Adenosine is actually found all over nature in general. It’s basically one of the 4 letters of DNA (technically deoxyadenosine, called by the name of the purine base adenine that’s a part of it) and plays a huge role in metabolism as ATP, adenosine triphosphate. It’s used as an antiarrythmic drug, so maybe that’s why…

Jez, why is your shit not ADA compliant yet???? No closed captioning on videos, no transcripts for podcasts. You know you could get sued, right?

Now THAT is a headline I never thought I’d see.

I like her, I want to be her friend. Now I’m going to go watch the other Clothes Whores vids I managed to miss somehow. Also, she has great skin.

If your baby is able to kick your balls while in a sling, they are in the sling wrong. While in a sling, a baby’s thighs should be parallel to the ground, never straight down. Their hips haven’t formed yet and you can cause serious hip dysplasia by putting them in a carrier with their legs straight down. Their lower…

AND BRUSH THEIR TEETH TWICE A DAY

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.