Jim, you are no deeper or smarter than the average college freshman who smoked a joint after philosophy class.

I can’t help but wonder if it’s about jealously more than anything else. Because KUWTK took the basic formula that the The Osbournes pioneered (AFAICT), ran with it, and made orders of magnitude more money than they ever did. And there were rumors a couple of years ago that Sharon wanted to try and revive the show.

Team No One.

To be fair, she did say this. But I honestly don’t know what it actually means:

what in the actual fuck is that.

Was that house decorated by a blind clown?

Speaking of big, ugly houses in Michigan, look at this beauty that’s up for sale:

I know I shouldn’t be amazed by a performer having different looks but wow, she looks so girl-next-door cute in the show and so glam here.

Tragically, that part does make some sense, in that children who have been molested often see and use sexual behavior in horrible, inappropriate ways because of what they’ve been “taught” by their abusers. Somehow King managed through his layers of denial and coke frenzy to tap into something genuinely hideous and…

I am a HUGE Stephen King fan, and I agree with all of this.

Don’t forget Bruce/Bullet, the squirrel who briefly joins them:

I am the only person ever who didn’t hate Scrappy. I was pretty neutral on him, really. Why does everyone hate him?

The key to enjoying Cartoon Network’s recently rebooted Powerpuff Girls is understanding that it’s not trying to be the same cartoon as its predecessor.

“Are you fucking KIDDING me?”

HAVE THEM! TAKE THEM AWAY AND HOARD THEM IN YOUR ATTIC WITH MY BLESSING!

Yes, as far as I know. We’re not friends anymore.

Ok I am small and have no butt to speak of...well from the side anyway...and skinny jeans look terrible on me. I need denim with pockets on the butt and nice loose legs. Seldom find what I really want. Like Stacy, formerly of WNTW I want straight legs all the way down, not boot, not flare. Hard to find but she put…

I mean, after the first couple go’s I rode my first boyfriend into oblivion and I look back and now wish that I had the spare time and body I had then. But the first time was definitely just a kind of “that’s it?” I wish we didn’t put so much emphasis on the first time as a society. It’s weird and sort of tilts our…

ETA: Isn’t this also a Maroon 5 video?

So this is where we are- nostalgia for the early aughts. No judgement, It’s just one of those moments of funny realization. Time is passing and this puts it in perspective. I feel old. Blah.