She looks like my mom showed up to collect an Oscar! Go mom lady!

And all of those losers will probably never get an oscar. Or some are seat fillers. This is why I kind of hate Hollywood. They mean. And I am sad Alejandro González Iñárritu won and not George Miller.

Kylie (the only one that matters!) is a goddamn Australian national treasure! She’s had a 36 year career and has actual talent. Kylie Jenner stuck fuggo lips to her face. GTFO, Jenner.

She looks bad fucking ass, like an older rock star with stories to tell. I’d feel gooood if I had that kind of swag at that age. (And she made the rest of them look “normal!”)

Well she’s not an actor anyway. And the women seemed more forgiving and to vibe with her more, as we would.

Came across this Vine on Twitter — of Jenny Beavan making her way to the podium after winning Best Costume Design for Mad Max: Fury Road — and I must have watched it 10X over. No one was clapping, presumably because of the “horror” of a woman clearly not interested in glamming herself up. It’s infuriating but here’s…

in the court of gay public opinion, you lose. And that is not a demographic you can afford to alienate.

The first song I remember loving was Locomotion. I was four and I sang and danced the shit out of it. My point is: gtfo Jenner!

You really wanna pick this fight, Jenner? Cuz’ even if you win, in the court of gay public opinion, you lose. And that is not a demographic you can afford to alienate.

As an Australian, I’d like to be the first to point out that Kylie MEANS MINOGUE, OBVIOUSLY.

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

Had the same thought. I don’t know if it’s the lighting, but along with the very “meh” hair style, her hair color seems washed out and too light for her. (Though she may be blonder for a particular role.) But everything else about her look rocks! The dress is a stunner and she’s a stunner.

According to her Instagram, this dress was designed by someone else, not her usual guy, so not sure if it was actually made for her or not. She looks beautiful in it on Insta - maybe it’s just the lighting on the red carpet that makes it look so tight?

She might. Maybe that’s why they tacked on the train in the back :P

There’s no way she can sit in that dress unless it has a secret velcro vent she rips open when seated.

I love the dress, it’s probably my favorite so far, but I don’t really like her hair :( I think they could’ve made it look a lot nicer or cooler for that dress.

thats because no matter how thin you are, you always want to look thinner and probably think that your upper arms are fat.

I feel like I missed the memo on flattering photo poses. I typically have the posture of Mr Burns in photos

Heaven forbid a woman’s arm press against her torso, lending the appearance of having flesh. Appearing in true corporeal form is sooooo 20th century.

I’m a guy—a gay one, but still a guy—so I never get the hands-on-hip poses for women in sleeveless gowns. It makes them seem even more emaciated than they truly are, in my opine. Maria Menounos has a nice, natural stance that accentuates the dress quite nicely, but the other two look as if their limbs were forcibly…