Hello, fellow maracucha (your avatar *is* Maracaibo, right? ). I came to say exactly what you just said.

Nope. See, she insisted in taking care of two things: the burial and the cemetery plaque*. The wake was catholic-ish and the burial ceremony was evangelical christian because she and her family are evangelical christians. That’s where the pastor comes in because he gave the speech. No catholic priest (that would have…

This story melted my heart. He sounds like a great mentor :’)

This is all too much.

This is too good of a story to be true.

That must have been a strange gig for the clown

murkydismal is right, number two has to be very common. At the funeral of my boyfriend’s brother (who died of leukemia after two years of treatment in a hospital abroad) the evangelical pastor couldn’t stop trying to convert people. Dude, STOP IT. Half of the family’s catholic... precisely the half that’s…

The only time I went abroad (I’m from Venezuela) I did it in Alitalia and while it wasn’t the most chic thing I’ve done (nothing like your experience) they gave us pillows and sheets and the food was nice and the music and movies were good... ooooooh and little wipes to “freshen up” and snacks. I like to think it was…

As someone who, as a young kid was molested by a close relative and afterwards ALSO exposed herself voluntarily as a teen to men in chatrooms (I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING) I don’t know what to think of this.

Everything I came here to say.
Plus I don’t get the snark, he’s both a good -still working- actor aaaaand the face of his own perfume line, so this fashion thing doesn’t seem out of character.

Philosophy undergrad here:

They’ve both been on the Big Bang Theory.

I can’t believe you don’t know this song, randylyn.

Sadly.

So absurdly acurate. I went “PFFFFFTTTTT HA” really loud after reading this and my aunt now thinks I’m crazy.

For what is worth I think she looks pretty in spite of the shoes...

I didn’t know people could do this... it seems like a healthy medium between fabricated and “...meh”

They have never aired it in Latin America, there is no other reason for me to forget that amount of hotness.

They are buddies?!?!?!? Now I have a new threesome fantasy. Thank you so much.

I love it. It’s PERFECT. I hope Tarantino reads Jez